Whenever I use a vending machine…
And it says “Enter Bill Face Up”
I think to myself, “You asshole vending machine, this is not Bill, this is George!”
It’s a little dude…
The word OK looks like a sideways person. I’ve said OK my whole life and never noticed him. What’s up little guy?
Acting Natural…
So I was in the kitchen making myself some Nesquik and I was putting on a really good sober act cause my mom was in the kitchen. So when I finished up and went to my room, a couple seconds later my mom came in and told me to get the Nesquik out of the fridge and the milk out of the cabinet…Damn it! Cover blown, hahaha!
